Introducing card number 5 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - No-Hit BRITT. She spent $300 at Target on GPK packs and only ended up with one gold border card.
Is that one gold border card? Or one card with one gold boarder? Is this a new scheme? Are odds different for cards with a border on top vs on the left right or bottom? What are the odds for a blank card?
Jimbo, you keep writing better gags than Topps and they'll hire you and swallow you up like an amoeba. Then we'd be getting supportive Topps, Inc. cards called things like "Thrilled JILL" opening up a pack of GPK with a huge smile on her face. Or, "Big Hit MITT" landing several sketch cards in a single pack. Nah, they'll probably just send you another cease and desist letter even though they have no grounds and hope you crack under threat.
Last Edit: Nov 12, 2016 17:03:17 GMT -5 by aeneuman
Introducing card number 6 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Pre-Order PERRY. Thanks to this guy everyone can buy an $8 base set on eBay.
Jimbo, this is the best set I've seen since the 80's! I have literally laughed my ass off at each one of these. Thanks for doing this buddy, I know I'm not the only one enjoying logging in to see thee next card, keep em coming :-)
Introducing card number 7 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series. There are three versions; Dave DEFENDER, Fan-Boy FRED and Jackass JOE. Each a little different. Of course different border colors.
In before Heartless Heather sends you a cease & desist letter thinking you're making profit of these. Bet they release a digital set soon too. Pay via right-click and Save Image is Corporate Carl's new business model. He takes 100% credit for it.
Found a pic of the nice suit at Topps that sends out those C&Ds.
Can't really see her horns in that pic. Might have to change that 😈
Very funny card! Obviously, I disagree with the card chosen (although admittedly it's very strange), but the joke is hilarious.
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