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Post by rusVan on Nov 12, 2016 11:11:20 GMT -5
Hope she doesn't end up committing suicide over the shitty Slime TV GPK series!  |
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Post by Keirmon on Nov 12, 2016 13:20:18 GMT -5
Introducing card number 5 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - No-Hit BRITT. She spent $300 at Target on GPK packs and only ended up with one gold border card.  Is that one gold border card? Or one card with one gold boarder? Is this a new scheme? Are odds different for cards with a border on top vs on the left right or bottom? What are the odds for a blank card? |
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Post by fowlraoul on Nov 12, 2016 13:52:02 GMT -5
I think I know a lot of no hit britts Rofl @ the Hagen däz and jack binge Another classic, these are all on point  |
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Post by aeneuman on Nov 12, 2016 17:00:25 GMT -5
Jimbo, you keep writing better gags than Topps and they'll hire you and swallow you up like an amoeba. Then we'd be getting supportive Topps, Inc. cards called things like "Thrilled JILL" opening up a pack of GPK with a huge smile on her face. Or, "Big Hit MITT" landing several sketch cards in a single pack. Nah, they'll probably just send you another cease and desist letter even though they have no grounds and hope you crack under threat.  |
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 12, 2016 18:22:28 GMT -5
Introducing card number 6 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Pre-Order PERRY. Thanks to this guy everyone can buy an $8 base set on eBay.  |
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Post by Steve on Nov 12, 2016 18:54:02 GMT -5
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Post by Steve on Nov 14, 2016 18:42:33 GMT -5
Back into position
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 15, 2016 21:15:47 GMT -5
Hey guys, Introducing card number 7 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series. There are three versions; Dave DEFENDER, Fan-Boy FRED and Jackass JOE. Each a little different. Of course different border colors.    |
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Post by fowlraoul on Nov 15, 2016 22:25:27 GMT -5
 topps sells hats?!? ill need two...one to do free advertising for them, and another to keep MIP as an investment  loving every one of these  Oh ya maybe a third to flip next week to someone more gullible than myself
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Post by Steve on Nov 16, 2016 4:08:37 GMT -5
Hahahahaha! These are great! Love the anonymous protestor is the window! #NotMyGPK
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Post by Game8 on Nov 16, 2016 6:30:24 GMT -5
"Pre-order perry" with his metal detector lmao  This is really good stuff adam lol. |
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 16, 2016 8:32:50 GMT -5
Hahahahaha! These are great! Love the anonymous protestor is the window! #NotMyGPK Thanks guys. I forgot to mention that Steve deserves the credit for card #7. It was his concept. If anyone has any concepts/ideas let me know. I may try to make a card out of it. Also, if anyone wants to give it a shot then please let me know and I can send you the banners and stuff. |
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 16, 2016 20:08:05 GMT -5
Hey guys, Introducing card number 8 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Nepotiz IM.  |
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 16, 2016 20:25:55 GMT -5
And the B card...  |
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Post by billo on Nov 16, 2016 21:02:01 GMT -5
Is there seriously a relationship there?!!!, that could explain some things!
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 16, 2016 21:24:48 GMT -5
Is there seriously a relationship there?!!!, that could explain some things! |
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Post by LuCypher on Nov 16, 2016 22:23:08 GMT -5
Hey guys, Introducing card number 8 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Nepotiz IM. Bwhahahaha. I spy DTAB!!! 😂 |
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Post by rusVan on Nov 16, 2016 22:42:37 GMT -5
Hey guys, Introducing card number 8 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Nepotiz IM. Bwhahahaha. I spy DTAB!!! 😂 Haha, I didn't see it until you pointed it out!! Best digital fan cards since FUGGS! |
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Post by Keirmon on Nov 17, 2016 0:52:04 GMT -5
DTAB!!!
Literally the exception that proves the rule.
Worst art ever = Most popular
DTAB lives forever!
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 17, 2016 9:10:01 GMT -5
Hey guys, Introducing card number 9 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series. This guy is the lead Topps Shipping Specialist. This is a special one so it comes with A, B, C and D versions. All different border colors of course.     |
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Post by rusVan on Nov 17, 2016 9:15:48 GMT -5
You're killing me Jimbo!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Post by LuCypher on Nov 17, 2016 10:46:32 GMT -5
😂😂😂😂😂 In before Heartless Heather sends you a cease & desist letter thinking you're making profit of these. Bet they release a digital set soon too. Pay via right-click and Save Image is Corporate Carl's new business model. He takes 100% credit for it. Found a pic of the nice suit at Topps that sends out those C&Ds.  Can't really see her horns in that pic. Might have to change that 😈 Get yours now. 01/10!!! 🙃 www.ebay.com/itm/222313766020 |
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Post by Dirty dog on Nov 17, 2016 11:52:11 GMT -5
I thought that was a joke. They really did employee relic cards, lmfao. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I'd rather collect my dog's fossilized turds out of the back yard.
Ok, well, maybe I would rather collect employee relics over the dis-grace to the white house run. Some day these people will "expire" which automatically means these will be worth millions.
These are funny Jimbo, keep up the good work! Just need one devoted to pack searchers now..
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Post by DJR on Nov 17, 2016 15:07:59 GMT -5
This is one of the greatest on point and humorous threads of all time!
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Post by NastyNikos666 on Nov 17, 2016 15:55:22 GMT -5
BUMP for the Shat Brown; excellent work on these by the way. also seeking the "Computer chair I sit in all sweaty and naked" scratch and sniff parallel of any cards available in the set!
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 17, 2016 17:54:40 GMT -5
Introducing card number 10 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series -- GPK Art Director - Clueless COLIN!  |
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Post by Steve on Nov 17, 2016 18:03:20 GMT -5
LMAO Jimbo!!!! That is comedy gold right there!!!!
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Post by billo on Nov 17, 2016 18:08:52 GMT -5
Too good! I'm LOVING these! Can i make a request?, i'd love to see an art variant . |
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Post by fowlraoul on Nov 17, 2016 18:20:22 GMT -5
Topps keeps getting worse and worse, while the topps sucks set keeps getting better and better. love this one, and so much truth to it Hahahaha the name tag upside down is some nice punctuation |
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Post by aeneuman on Nov 17, 2016 19:15:56 GMT -5
Very funny card! Obviously, I disagree with the card chosen (although admittedly it's very strange), but the joke is hilarious.
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topps sells hats?!?
Really cool box. I wish they had the Nasty Nick box too though 