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Post by Jimbo on Nov 5, 2016 11:35:10 GMT -5
Hey Guys, GPKUG is proud to announce the launch of the first digital Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Card. It is card #01 Corporate Carl:  Here is the Ultra Super Ridiculously Rare Shat Brown Border Variation:  Following in line with Topps, these are extremely high priced. If you save them to your computer you have to send me $19.95 plus $22.95 for shipping. If you decide to save the ultra super ridiculously rare Shat Brown Border Variation then the price is $49.95 plus $22.95 shipping. You are probably wondering why shipping is so high considering it is digital only and nothing will actually be shipped. Well we just want to keep in line with how Topps does stuff. If we were to actually print these they would be on paper thin card stock, definitely would not be die-cut and would not even be stickers. We would try our best to send them so they arrived bent/dinged if at all possible. So who is going to make Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Card #02? I can post the banners and stuff if anyone is interested in giving it a shot! |
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Post by Cory on Nov 5, 2016 11:46:56 GMT -5
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Post by rusVan on Nov 5, 2016 11:57:01 GMT -5
SHAWTY
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Post by jpcgpk on Nov 5, 2016 11:58:17 GMT -5
hahahah nice!!!
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Post by fowlraoul on Nov 5, 2016 12:18:15 GMT -5
hahaha!!!! too good man, light that superfricktor up lol
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Post by LuCypher on Nov 5, 2016 12:37:41 GMT -5
😂😂😂😂😂 In before Heartless Heather sends you a cease & desist letter thinking you're making profit of these. Bet they release a digital set soon too. Pay via right-click and Save Image is Corporate Carl's new business model. He takes 100% credit for it. Found a pic of the nice suit at Topps that sends out those C&Ds.  Can't really see her horns in that pic. Might have to change that 😈 |
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Post by billo on Nov 5, 2016 16:09:41 GMT -5
These are perfect, but.... how rare are they really? At least make these limited edition like topps does, and if you number it that definitely makes it rare!
Here is their proprietary formula for "limited" print runs. I hope i don't get a letter for sharing their business model. Step one: calculate immediate demand via online sales or previous set sales. Step two: print at least that amount (often more).
Maybe you could make them "exclusive"?, because i think that means a broader availability. Similar to the SDCC exclusives which are also available on Topps' website.
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Post by leezy03 on Nov 5, 2016 17:33:31 GMT -5
This is great!!!!!! Someone should actually make topps sux set!!!!!
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Post by liquidfox on Nov 5, 2016 18:44:27 GMT -5
If these are digital only how will I receive a damage card when I order one? Can you insert some kind of virus into a downloadable version of the card that makes it so the only thing my computer can do is go to the Topps shop webpage?
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Post by ADAM Bomb on Nov 5, 2016 19:54:02 GMT -5
Make sure they come out daily. This is great!!!!!! Someone should actually make topps sux set!!!!! |
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 5, 2016 23:00:50 GMT -5
Card #02 in the series...  |
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Post by G.I. JASON on Nov 6, 2016 0:19:25 GMT -5
hey man, how about some class................... cant we call the shat brown something better, i was thinking "dirty sanchez" chase variant
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Post by Steve on Nov 8, 2016 19:35:38 GMT -5
Back on top
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Post by thebluebandit on Nov 8, 2016 21:48:00 GMT -5
Heh! Nice. That'll stick it to 'em!
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Post by NastyNikos666 on Nov 9, 2016 12:18:29 GMT -5
Seeking the Shat Brown Parallel here, will trade, DM me please
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Post by Steve on Nov 9, 2016 14:01:46 GMT -5
ttt
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 9, 2016 18:57:45 GMT -5
Ok guys, introducing card 3 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Lame LEWIS. He is the Topps accountant that makes sure GPK is produced as shittily as possible.  |
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Post by Steve on Nov 9, 2016 19:11:59 GMT -5
Ok guys, introducing card 3 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Lame LEWIS. He is the Topps accountant that makes sure GPK is produced as shittily as possible. LMAO!!!! I love it!!! Keep em coming Jimbo!!! |
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Post by LiveMike on Nov 9, 2016 20:34:28 GMT -5
These are great!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2016 12:27:57 GMT -5
Ok guys, introducing card 3 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Lame LEWIS. He is the Topps accountant that makes sure GPK is produced as shittily as possible. Lewis missed the stupid number of parallels and even making one poop color still GPK "collectors" buy them all. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2016 14:09:47 GMT -5
What font are you using for the Topps Sucks logo?
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Post by rusVan on Nov 10, 2016 17:39:05 GMT -5
What font are you using for the Topps Sucks logo? I freehanded most of it, but it's strongly based on the classic Garbage Pail Kids curved banner, and several letters were directly cut and pasted! And, the curved banner shape was unchanged. |
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Post by rusVan on Nov 10, 2016 18:06:59 GMT -5
Ok guys, introducing card 3 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Lame LEWIS. He is the Topps accountant that makes sure GPK is produced as shittily as possible. This one is brilliant! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2016 9:23:04 GMT -5
What font are you using for the Topps Sucks logo? I freehanded most of it, but it's strongly based on the classic Garbage Pail Kids curved banner, and several letters were directly cut and pasted! And, the curved banner shape was unchanged. Color me impressed. |
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 11, 2016 16:57:49 GMT -5
Ok guys, introducing card 4 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Parallel PAUL. Obviously the borders are more important than the art, right?  |
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Post by Steve on Nov 11, 2016 17:11:22 GMT -5
Will it come in different combinations of the borders? Can yellow be the inside border? and then red be the inside border? Man so many border combinations to choose from!!!!
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 11, 2016 17:14:02 GMT -5
Will it come in different combinations of the borders? Can yellow be the inside border? and then red be the inside border? Man so many border combinations to choose from!!!! Yes. To complete a master set there are 512 possible combinations of border order. |
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Post by tommy4ya on Nov 11, 2016 20:05:48 GMT -5
Ok guys, introducing card 4 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - Parallel PAUL. Obviously the borders are more important than the art, right? Man you are knocking this s**t out of the park!! Brilliant!!! These are so awesome, you are truly a national treasure. |
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Post by gurunade on Nov 12, 2016 7:56:30 GMT -5
lmao
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Post by Jimbo on Nov 12, 2016 8:58:37 GMT -5
Introducing card number 5 in the Topps is a Disg-Race to the GPK Brand Series - No-Hit BRITT. She spent $300 at Target on GPK packs and only ended up with one gold border card.  |
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