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Post by Dxtc0187 on Aug 15, 2020 23:08:17 GMT -5
So I decided to sell some OS2 proofs on FB and thought it might be nice to actually let people know something about their lives. We take them for granted just because they’re famous and seem like they have everything like their Topps sponsorship and rabid fanbase. I wanted to catch a glimpse of their soul what shaped these incredible heroes of cardboard. These are their stories submitted here for you to learn what happens when GPK stop being famous and start getting real!
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Post by Dxtc0187 on Aug 15, 2020 23:16:18 GMT -5
Pourin’ Lauren
Many people will remember how Playboy and Hugh Hefner made The Girls Next Door but many don’t remember it was actually Pourin’ Lauren the Heff pined over. After repeatedly begging her to pose for the first issue of Playboy and being turned down multiple times he reluctantly settled on Marilynn Monroe much to his own personal dismay. While Pourin’ Lauren would never expose all for Heff she did become thee most legendary Playboy Bunny hostess of all time. Commuting across the world teaching her fellow bunnies. She would eventually work in the Clinton administration and teach a young upstart named Monica Lewinsky how to handle the pressures of working for a sitting President. Later in life Lewinsky would say she learned nothing from Lauren except where to buy a quality cigar.
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Post by Dxtc0187 on Aug 15, 2020 23:18:11 GMT -5
One-Eyed Jack
We all know Sinbad bested One-Eyed Jack on Def Comedy Jam, But there is far more to the story that has been left to drift in the sands of time. Just hours before One-Eyed Jack was to compete against Sinbad for Most Def( Not to be confused with Mos Def.) Comedian of 1988 One-Eyed Jack was assaulted outside a Las Vegas Casino. He was shot multiple times by Sinbad’s cousin also named Sinbad and his sailor friends including The Notorious Sailor Moon! Clutching to life One-Eyed Jack barely made his plane to New York to compete. He put on an excellent show but passed out before the end of his time disqualifying him. He was rushed to a local area hospital and somehow lived. It is said what happened to One-Eyed Jack inspired the men who killed Biggie Smalls.
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Post by Dxtc0187 on Aug 15, 2020 23:20:20 GMT -5
Sara Slime
I know many of you are fans of the Legendary Blue Eyed Soul band Hall & Oates but let’s test how much you really know about your favorite band! Did you know the song Sara Smile was supposed to be named Sara Slime after Daryl Hall’s longtime lover. Daryl met Sara in college and had been dating for years prior to meeting John Oates. When Daryl met John they found they had a mutual admiration for the same music and decided to start a band originally called The Sara’s. This began a long lasting hatred of Sara from John who thought it should John and Daryl. After John made it clear to Daryl that he would leave if the name wasn’t changed they agreed on Hall and Oates with Sara’s permission of course. This however wasn’t enough for John to not feel that Sara was there Yoko. One night after Daryl had finished the lyrics for Sara Slime John was tasked with transcribing them. John fully knowing Daryl was out partying with Sara instead of working on the album changed it to Sara Smiles. The next day Daryl completely hungover came into record the song. As Sara watched in disbelief that Daryl too hungover to realize the song had been changed serenaded Her with the wrong version. This broke Sara’s heart and she ran from the studio never to be seen by Daryl again. She would turn up later on in the 1980’s as a video vixen who would go on to steal David Coverdale from Tawny Kitaen and later date both Tommy Lee and Fred Durst at the same time. Sara Smiles would go on to be one of Hall and Oates biggest hits.
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Post by Dxtc0187 on Aug 15, 2020 23:24:28 GMT -5
Jenny Jelly
Many don’t realize that Jenny Jelly was actually the very first supermodel predating Janice Dickinson by nearly five years. As she stepped out of the spotlight to retire to a normal life her equally famous twin (not identical) Sara Slime after a drug fueled rager with David Coverdale ran her down with their car. Sara was obsessed with Jenny’s looks claiming that she was the better looking twin. After many bad plastic surgeries she was left looking like a pile of mush like her sister. Nearly 30 years later she would be on an episode of Botched to have her failed surgeries fixed. She is now living in Witness Protection to avoid her venegful sister Sara who wants to “fix” her again!
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Post by Dxtc0187 on Aug 15, 2020 23:27:24 GMT -5
Pegleg Peter
We all know the story of Captain Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl. But many don’t realize that even though it is based on a ride at Disney Land that ride is loosely based on the life of Pegleg Peter only streamlined and made to be rated G instead of what many would consider the most hardcore XXX Movie of al time. His life inspired the following movies:
Scarface
Boogie Nights
Debbie Does Dallas
Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
Clerks
Humancentipede
Slapshot
Mulan
Pirates of the Caribbean
Ass Whores 1-6
Herbie the Love Bug
Goodfellas
Jesus Christ Superstar
And Goonies
Etc...
If that doesn’t tell you about Peter’s life I don’t know what to tell you this guy did eveything and everyone!!!
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Post by Dxtc0187 on Aug 15, 2020 23:49:19 GMT -5
Vile Kyle
Long before Samcro and Jax made bikers look “cool” and after the Hell’s Angels had there Altamont issues. Vile Kyle ruled the roads with his brand of biker justice. As judge, jury and executioner of any town he road into he only issued two different sentences to his brothers. Let’s pillage this bitch! And Where’s the s**tter? As a notorious drunkard it was his interactions with Betty Ford that made her decide to start her rehab clinics to save his lost soul. Vile Kyle was fueled by his break up with Ghastly Ashley’s mom who used her as the reason to leave the man she called her “Sweet Biker Chubby Hubby Love Machine” ( Writer’s note while on tour The Miracles caught the end of Ghastly’s mom saying this nickname and heard in combination the words Love Machine for the first time. They would write a song based on that which would become a huge hit during the disco era.). This left him with pure hatred for the “squares daddy-o” he would purposely find the biggest nerd in town when he rolled in and would wedgie them to death. Some believe that Atomic Reggie may be the only known survivor of Kyle’s torture left to let others know what had happened and what was coming for them. Some say he still rules the road but I found him at a motel 8 in Encino angering management by turning the lights off.
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Post by seymourbarf on Aug 16, 2020 9:14:14 GMT -5
Pegleg Peter We all know the story of Captain Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl. But many don’t realize that even though it is based on a ride at Disney Land that ride is loosely based on the life of Pegleg Peter only streamlined and made to be rated G instead of what many would consider the most hardcore XXX Movie of al time. His life inspired the following movies: Scarface Boogie Nights Debbie Does Dallas Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back Clerks Humancentipede Slapshot Mulan Pirates of the Caribbean Ass Whores 1-6 Herbie the Love Bug Goodfellas Jesus Christ Superstar And Goonies Etc... If that doesn’t tell you about Peter’s life I don’t know what to tell you this guy did eveything and everyone!!! It’s a crazy coincidence, but I have seen every movie on this list except for Jesus Christ Superstar and Ass Whores 1-5. |
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Really cool box. I wish they had the Nasty Nick box too though 