Post by GPK Monster on Feb 1, 2012 16:36:37 GMT -5
I just ordered my arsenal. Bring your Video Cameras boys cause it's go Time in Orlando
NEW TEX ASS
Tex–ASS is a two–stage smell. At first it smells like a BBQ. But then the ol' familiar ASS smell starts to take over.
To experience fully our Tex–ASS product, we highly recommend the streaming tip bottle. The Tex–ASS streaming tip bottle streams out silently in a nearly clear liquid. At first, it smells like a caterer has just walked through with a dozen BBQ rib platters. After 10-15 minutes, the BBQ smell begins to dissipate and the ol' familiar ASS stink starts to take over. The end result is a a powerful smokey, butt smell that can last for hours. Apply Tex–ASS to any surface. Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle or read through our Suggested Uses page.
The Tex–ASS mister bottle provides an intense and accelerated BBQ to ASS smell. We recommend the mister bottle if you are at a friend's or beloved relative's house.
ASS in a CRACK Syringe to help us get under hotel doors and small spaces
This syringe kit will get your Liquid ASS into places that no ASS has ever been! The combination of the flexible and hard tubing will give you complete control of your next ASSing. The total length of tubing is 12". The nozzle at the end will shoot a squirt-gun-like stream of ASS more than 20ft. Great for getting under a door, around a car window, or any other crack as small as 1/8". Syringe size is 35cc which conveniently holds 1 bottle of Liquid ASS.
Fake Human turd for the HOTEL Lobby
OK boys! We squeezed this one out just for you. . . and it is sure to be the perfect centerpiece on your bosses desk! We think you will agree, this damn thing is so real you'll want to pick the corn out of it. Spray this crap with Liquid ASS and you will really have everyone gagging and laughing. Our human turds come in unique shapes and colors. No two are alike.
And the Gift that keeps on giving
Six (6) bottles of our novelty stink spray with an authentic butt-crack smell!
Hello! You are buying a buttload of Liquid ASS! We'd really like to hear all about your prank when it's done with. This is gonna be something else!
Liquid Ass provides a powerful stinky ass smell that can last hours.
Liquid ASS streams out silently in a nearly clear liquid. Apply Liquid ASS to any surface. Arrives with application instructions printed onto the bottle, please follow them. After that, your imagination is the limit!
A little goes a very long way, and this bottle can be used for many applications, yet is small enough to be used discreetly. They'll never know what hit them.
Customer quote: "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb."
Resteraunts and car rental companies BEWARE!!!! Your face is gonna be on a "banned from this establishment" poster sooner than later in Orlando I'm afraid. lmfao. I thought someone shat themselves. God that shite stank.