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Post by GPK Monster on Jun 4, 2012 19:01:24 GMT -5
Thanks Jimbo. What a nice surprise to come home to! You're awesome
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Post by GPK Monster on Jun 4, 2012 19:00:46 GMT -5
Man o Man what a nice surprise to come home to. Thanks TCT. Fanset 3 is a hit!
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Post by GPK Monster on Feb 20, 2012 12:40:05 GMT -5
Totally Punjabbed. That's Funny
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Post by GPK Monster on Feb 12, 2012 14:39:42 GMT -5
I'll be there drinking beers Thurs late afternoon. If anyone else is going to be there Thurs night PM me your cell number. Will hook up for some good eats and beers.
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Post by GPK Monster on Feb 1, 2012 16:36:37 GMT -5
I just ordered my arsenal. Bring your Video Cameras boys cause it's go Time in Orlando NEW TEX ASS Product Description: Tex–ASS is a two–stage smell. At first it smells like a BBQ. But then the ol' familiar ASS smell starts to take over. To experience fully our Tex–ASS product, we highly recommend the streaming tip bottle. The Tex–ASS streaming tip bottle streams out silently in a nearly clear liquid. At first, it smells like a caterer has just walked through with a dozen BBQ rib platters. After 10-15 minutes, the BBQ smell begins to dissipate and the ol' familiar ASS stink starts to take over. The end result is a a powerful smokey, butt smell that can last for hours. Apply Tex–ASS to any surface. Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle or read through our Suggested Uses page. The Tex–ASS mister bottle provides an intense and accelerated BBQ to ASS smell. We recommend the mister bottle if you are at a friend's or beloved relative's house. ASS in a CRACK Syringe to help us get under hotel doors and small spaces This syringe kit will get your Liquid ASS into places that no ASS has ever been! The combination of the flexible and hard tubing will give you complete control of your next ASSing. The total length of tubing is 12". The nozzle at the end will shoot a squirt-gun-like stream of ASS more than 20ft. Great for getting under a door, around a car window, or any other crack as small as 1/8". Syringe size is 35cc which conveniently holds 1 bottle of Liquid ASS. Fake Human turd for the HOTEL Lobby OK boys! We squeezed this one out just for you. . . and it is sure to be the perfect centerpiece on your bosses desk! We think you will agree, this damn thing is so real you'll want to pick the corn out of it. Spray this crap with Liquid ASS and you will really have everyone gagging and laughing. Our human turds come in unique shapes and colors. No two are alike. And the Gift that keeps on giving Six (6) bottles of our novelty stink spray with an authentic butt-crack smell! Hello! You are buying a buttload of Liquid ASS! We'd really like to hear all about your prank when it's done with. This is gonna be something else! Product Description: Liquid Ass provides a powerful stinky ass smell that can last hours. Liquid ASS streams out silently in a nearly clear liquid. Apply Liquid ASS to any surface. Arrives with application instructions printed onto the bottle, please follow them. After that, your imagination is the limit! A little goes a very long way, and this bottle can be used for many applications, yet is small enough to be used discreetly. They'll never know what hit them. Customer quote: "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb."
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Post by GPK Monster on Nov 20, 2011 20:26:41 GMT -5
Just booked at the hojo it's on sale this week for $30.59 per night. 3 nights total $110.75 Shawties this place is totally worth trashing. Can't wait.
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Post by GPK Monster on Nov 7, 2011 21:58:53 GMT -5
Keir you are a vet already book your ticket now. Bring your credit cards and borrow your parents, brothers and sisters credit cards and come on. Shawty's gonna get their party on. We need to get shawty off the wall. What's he doing up there?
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Post by GPK Monster on Nov 7, 2011 16:28:08 GMT -5
Consideration is for amateurs. Get your ass booked on that plane. It's on a weekend shawty. LOL I see Luis is booked already so he's a shoe in.
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Post by GPK Monster on Nov 5, 2011 15:00:28 GMT -5
Love it Shawty. Butterbeer in Feb 12
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Post by GPK Monster on Nov 5, 2011 14:49:24 GMT -5
Count Me in. Luis and Mark in? Maybe we can contact a few of the new artists this year to come. Looking forward to the trip Shawties
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Post by GPK Monster on Nov 2, 2011 1:10:55 GMT -5
I'm in bitchin Shawty's. Been sitting on a case of liquid s**t since April waiting for the next con. Got s**t, armpits, and Puke ready to rock. Going to have to drive this time. Could only Imagine TSA finding 60+ Fluid Ounces of liquid s**t in my backpack trying to get on board a plane. That may make the local news. Cory…..still middle class
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Post by GPK Monster on Apr 2, 2011 16:09:27 GMT -5
Holy Hell Russ I can't beleive you got video. We were so close to giving you a double T-Bag. That's why I kept saving you. I couldn't watch you go down with hairy balls slapped across your face. LOL. Sleep Shot T-Bag. Good Times drunk 30+ year old GPKids at 2:38 in the morning. That's what you're gonna get.
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 28, 2011 23:43:42 GMT -5
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 28, 2011 23:31:31 GMT -5
Preparing to Liquid ass the dancefloor. Testing the new Cam for Night vision. Being Drunk on Camera is never cool, but I'll take one for the team. ;D Russ totally rockin' Interrr…….Stelllllllllllllaaaaaa……..
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 28, 2011 23:29:16 GMT -5
Typical Shawty Ride down the road laughing the whole fuggin time. This is what a brand new car with only 300 miles on it sounds like when you put it in park while driving
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 28, 2011 23:20:29 GMT -5
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 28, 2011 23:00:09 GMT -5
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 28, 2011 21:58:48 GMT -5
Shawty taking a break from orders. Was fun as HELL! Couldn't say enough about the trip. AJ's comments catch about 1/3 of how fast the weekend went and how much activity went down. I'm remembering s**t by the hour and just keep laughing
My trip went something like this in the first 6 hours.
Plane late. plane cancelled. hot chick at bar. shot. shot. beer. shot. fly. piss all over airplane bathroom wall. rental car. hotel is turd. meet cory/AJ. beer. meet Chris. beer walk. yell at shawtys hand em gpks. Gpk on Giraffe, sign, wall, street, floor, window, table. beer. liquid ass on wall. liquid ass on floor. liquid ass on plants. liquid ass at front door. chris fuckity f**k f**k f**k. Mad Black Daddy, f**k shot beer. hotel beer beer. shot. shot. shot. shot. shot. shot. 38 special. hot….not. d's in a's. etc etc.
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 23, 2011 18:24:53 GMT -5
Russ WTF man? Make us proud and roll in by 10am.
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 21, 2011 22:58:20 GMT -5
Poor Rus is gonna miss the fuggin fun part! Dude chuck in a sicky at work and get your ass to FL I'm in on Universal, Mega, and everywhere theirs beer and food. Flying IN Thursday afternoon, have a rental. If anyone needs anything txt me and I'll gladly help you out. JW
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 20, 2011 17:24:09 GMT -5
I agree. I say we use our mobiles so we can txt each other when we're on the fly. Let's get an email list going
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 10, 2011 15:32:42 GMT -5
Getting Fuggin' Excited to say the least! Likka! Likka!
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 8, 2011 17:56:25 GMT -5
TCT Kicks ass on ideas and organization. Those cards rock once again Diego. I've been looking for weeks for a pink fanny pack to wear on your behalf and haven't come across any yet. I'll be bringing my moola, my smile, and two open hands for Beers and high 5's. Tell Diaz to bring his drawing utensils cause I'm going to want some s**t drawn on beer cans and napkins. Poor fella is gonna have to soak his wrist come Monday. He better start exercising them now.
P.S. Where is our beer drinking avtar when you need one?
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Post by GPK Monster on Mar 1, 2011 23:18:03 GMT -5
Hey Bitch, what part of Email me back don't you understand? I got a room at Ketchup & Mustard Palace with the homies. You're more than welcome to crash in my pad. If you don 't want to stay with me I have a backup reservation for you here www.parliamenthouse.com/Peace JW
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Post by GPK Monster on Jan 30, 2011 13:14:59 GMT -5
Let's get this ball rolling again. Cory, your link doesn't work for the ketchup and Mustard Place. Can you re-post a link to where ya'll are staying. If I can swing it I'll fly in and hang with the boys thurs/fri then the fam is rolling in sat afternoon for a few days at Universal/Disney for more fun. Just need to know where I need to crash so I'm not all alone.
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Post by GPK Monster on Dec 18, 2010 16:44:54 GMT -5
We need to get this ball rolling Come the New Year with current attendees, etc etc. Anyone have a list? Only 3 months away or something?
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Post by GPK Monster on Dec 17, 2010 16:50:50 GMT -5
Feedback Type: POSITIVE Type of Transaction: Freelancing Skills for Hire Size of Transaction: Small Comments: Awesome Awesome Awesome. I'm in business all on my own because of guys like TCT that were willing to use their skills for me to get where I wanted. Check out his work! Thanks TCT.
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Post by GPK Monster on Nov 30, 2010 12:35:45 GMT -5
Now that was funny s**t! LOLOL
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Post by GPK Monster on Sept 20, 2010 12:36:34 GMT -5
Feedback Type: POSITIVE Type of Transaction: Purchase Size of Transaction: Medium/Large Comments: Thanks Wayne all arrived safely. Can't go wrong buying from Wayne. The USPS Lady threw her back delivering all the heavy boxes of cards.
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Post by GPK Monster on Aug 19, 2010 13:33:44 GMT -5
Russ that's the funny part. I took her last year and after seeing the "chicks" in Chicago she told me she didn't have a problem with me going alone this year. LOL. It'll be funny. I just need to remember my camera
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