I feel this is a thread that needs to be used again so many funny one liners get lost here. Time to bring them home to this thread
Let us reboot here's a great one
I JUST got off the phone with the methhead that made these, he said if he can score a "balloon" this morning then he can start making copies of each of these characters ASAP. He told me I can go ahead and start taking orders! He CANNOT print copies, because all of his money goes to buying serious loads of crack, meth, and bath salts. (The paper he steals out of the dumpster behind Staples)-Rusvan
This is part of a post Russ did in the drug tribute to garbage pail kids thread. Let's just say shiz went down in a very funny matter after this!
The only people buying GPKs in Target are the 'over 30 collectors' and the pack searchers. (Don't get me wrong, I like to go to Target to see all the MILFs ). -Jimbo
Topps knows that no matter what, the 'over 30 collectors' will buy case after case of their $hit product. This is the reason for the stupid parallels. This is the reason they let $hit art onto the cards.- Jimbo
Agreeing that kids don't buy gpk anymore it's a bunch of 30 year old collector buying them From the You Know what really grinds my gears thread.
Lol 300 wow your underestimating the value of that rare pristine card you have. I would easy say its worth the same as the hope diamond or maybe a slow jack and a ball rub from a no armed Tijuana who're you decide - Casper
Caspers gentle touch to the asking price of a Chrome "c" card Icy Ingrid
Post by Smetchlock Smomes on Oct 2, 2013 6:04:33 GMT -5
"Stored in a climate controlled atomic bomb and fire proof laser protected safe with fully automatic assault rifles planted through out the room and angry spider indentification with napalm land mines to protect against unexpected visitors." -Dxtc
-In reference to his sound-proof home protection plan.
I tried looking this quote up .....is there a grave yard thread anymore? Anyway this was from about 4 or 5 years ago from Spree (remember him?) He was responding to a new member's question regarding how to go about collecting your favorite cards or something like that:
New Member: Hi all, new to collecting, does anyone have any advice on the best way to collect your favorite gpks?
Spree: Buy the card - Hold the card in your hand - Stare at the card - Smell the card - LICK the card - OWN the card!!
I would like to announce to the GPK world that the 2 Gremlins artworks have now been sold and paid for on ebay for $199 each , thanks for the offers , and item will be shipped on Monday - Dusan Milanovic (bezoot) Jul 24, 2016 at 9:32am
creamedkeith: Nasty Nick Bukimi Kun on eBay...
Aug 19, 2019 8:31:39 GMT -5
Trippy: Nice, Bro! Haha she is smoking hot, Fire 🔥
Aug 7, 2019 12:02:32 GMT -5
seymourbarf: And don't get me started on Maria Thayer. I have loved her ever since she played Copper Top on Strangers with Candy. I have a straight-up crush on that girl. Amy Adams too. Hell, put boobs on Ronald McDonald and I'd give 'em a go!
Aug 2, 2019 22:00:27 GMT -5
seymourbarf: Okay, so Eagleheart is probably the funniest, most ridiculous show I have seen since...Get a Life! Chris Elliot is a comedic god. I even loved the one season he was on SNL. Great link Trippy!
Aug 2, 2019 21:57:50 GMT -5