Let's start with Jason's Liquid Ass prank at Senior Frog Friday night. The goal was to go into the Men's bathroom and bomb it with Liquid Ass and capture the 'experience' on video.
What you'll see is Jason and me crossing the dance floor(took a little time) and enter the bathroom. To my surprise, and probably Jason's, was a waitor in a black uniform waiting on 'gentlemen' as they transitioned from the stalls to the sink area, offering them 'help', and expecting a tip. Jason and I walk right by him, and I lower the camera to my hip, since I figured he would wonder why some dude is coming into a men's restroom holding a video camera.
My first instinct was to shut it off and pocket the camera, but I was half-toasted and took a risk. Jason took the last stall and I took the one next to him. I wasn't sure if Jason needed to take a piss first, since we hadn't discussed that detail, so there's an akward moment when I wasn't sure if I was supposed to be filming him directly, or waiting on him to piss-then filming the prank or what. You'll see the video, that Jason appears to go for his zipper as he turns into the stall, but it's hard to tell if that's a bluff or what.
Instead, I stood there in the stall then took a chance that Jason had been bluffing and looked into his stall. He makes a comment, that's hardly audible, lol. Anyway, he streams Liquid Ass all over the side panel of the stall and as I turned my head I saw the waitor looking as us with a weird smile on his face and I quickly shut off the recorder.
Shawty needs to post the picture of you teabagging Jimbo's sleeping bag. Just blur the shawty out.
Adam was like these beds are nasty I brought my sleeping bag. Aaron made sure his sleeping bag was tainted.
Ok so did AJ's nutsack (or anyone's) really physically touch my sleeping bag? I don't remember this but you guys keep talking about it. If so, I'm burning that bitch.
It was so funny. You came out of the bathroom and said "dude why the fugg are you teabagging my sleeping bag? Stop teabagging it" Aaron was like I'm not doing anything.
s**t was like Step Brothers and the drum kit.
I wouldn't worry too much about the sack touching your sack. You had the thing on that nasty fuggin comforter in the room. They don't wash those too often. Imagine the fluids and body parts that soaked into that thing.
Post by BarrenAARON on Feb 22, 2012 9:03:10 GMT -5
Cory was the instigator in the Step Brothers re-enactment; I told him I didn't want to pull them out because they were too big. I wouldn't worry too much Jimbo, the nards didn't officially touch your germ-free bag, and shoooooooooot, I scrub these f**kers. The shock wasn't enough for you to drop the Grey Goose-line (aka gasoline)!
Thursday - Punjab EXPLAINED - PICS Friday - Brickhouse to Shithouse (see below) Friday - Bathroom Attendant blasted EXPLAINED - VIDEO Friday - The Sign (see below) Friday - Room 231 (see below) Saturday - Pic bombing PICS POSTED by TCT Saturday - Represent VIDEO POSTED Bungee Adam Bomb Saturday - Cup Throw Saturday - Russ' Big Adventure
Brickhouse to Shithouse
So we decided to go to the restaurant called the Brickhouse (great food BTW) and about halfway though Jason decided to go to the bathroom and spray the fugg down with Liquid Ass. It smelled so bad Management was searching for the issue. They were in and out of the bathroom a few times and finally grabbed the trash and left. Jason made the mistake of throwing the Liquid Ass bottle in the trash. Management apparently found it and they sent in a cleaning crew to scrub the bathroom from top to bottom. After the cleaning the place smelled like Liquid Ass and Bleach. People's reactions to the initial smell was great.
Bathroom Attendant Blasted
Russ already posted a video of the Liquid Assing of Senor Frogs. Well I went it there later not knowing the did it and it's smelled terrible. I was laughing the whole time when I was in there and listening to the conversations. People were like "Fugg it stinks in here" and the Bathroom Attendant said "I don't know who did this s**t but I would love to be face to face with them" "It's alright though I have a strong stomach"
On our way back from Senor Frogs I was carrying a blue bone cup from the place. For some reason I decided to smack the s**t out of a road sign. It just so happened that two old ladys and an old man were walking by and I scared the living s**t out of them. One of the women screamed out loud. A few people in our party were scared by it too.
After dropping off Vero and his girl. We stopped briefly at Walgreens to pick up a six pack. Somewhere between Walgreens and the Hotel Russ lost his cell phone. To help out, me and Matt decided to go down to the car and search for the phone. We had no luck so we went back up to the room.
Jason and Russ decided that they would be funny and draw the blinds and turn the lights out like they were asleep. We knocked on the door and said "Open the fuggin door" "Russ I found your phone open up" - nothing. Matt said "I'm going to scratch the door like nails on a chalkboard until they open up" and proceeded to do so over and over. While he was scratching the door I used the bone cup that I hit the sign with to hit the window while saying "Open the door" - still nothing. Then after about a minute more of this I see the blinds draw back a little "I said I see you peeking out, open the god damn door". The door opened up and Matt looks at me with a serious look and says "This is the wrong room", the room we were looking for was 331...oops Matt said the guy opened the door and looked like he wanted to kill him. s**t was incredibly funny. I feel sorry for the people in that room though.
Here's a suprise video that might shed some light on how I lost my Iphone. It's my belief I lost it at Walgreens at the precise moments this video was shot, because a minute before I had my dead Iphone out showing the guys that I couldn't textbomb because it was dead, and I tried and tried to get it to turn on. I think I stuck it down between my legs so I could get out my video camera out of my cargo shorts, I had so much s**t in my shorts:
Iphone Kodak Play stack of Flashbacks Midnight Blue Megan Cash Change Random reciepts Cheap Toy Convention cards(in a case) wallet pills Dave and Busters card
I was buzzing pretty good by this point in the night, and all I know is that the phone was NOT on my person when we got back to the hotel...and all we did was go STRAIGHT to the room, no where else...
What happen was I couldn't get out of the door because the childproof lock was on and nobody would help me out, so I had to crawl on all fours out the other side....
"CHILDPROOF" (yeah, I was kinda drunk)
...listen carefully, as I get out there's a wierd sound, that sounds like an Iphone hitting the pavement.
I actually didn't realize I lost my Iphone until after an hour after we got back. Cory, Matt, Jason, and me drunk some beer and did a Liquid Ass prank on the nieghbors(that I'll post tomorrow). After I realized it was not on my person, I knew deep down that it was gone for good, because I specifically remember carefully looking down at my seat(in Cory's car) to make sure I didn't drop the Cheap Toy or any money.
This video documents me, minutes after looking all around the hotel room for the Iphone, and hitting the bed with my fist(lol), and here I am stomping out to Cory's car at 2 in the morning. You'll see the Gang f**cking with me by clicking the lock button about 20 times-Thanks Guys, you're REALLY helping me here!
Btw, I actually left in my car to go to the Walgreens to find my phone. I should NOT have been behind the wheel, but luckly I was not killed, arrested, or kill anyone else.
Actually, I went to the WRONG Walgreens, and was stumbling around JUST as they were closing down(2am) and the workers were going out to their cars to go home. When I saw them I ran to my car and sped off, lol. After a minute or two I realized it was not the right Walgreens, but came to my senses and drove back to the hotel, not taking anymore risks.
To make matters worse, when I got back to the room Matt had eaten ALL the damn pizza, and he thought that s**t was funny. On Saturday night, he bought me a 5 o clock Somewhere(STRONG drink) at Margarittaville down on CityWalk to make up for the pizza incident the night before.
Though I had 5 Sleep Shots, (which were really stronger than normal sleep shots since AT LEAST 2-3 shots of rum were in each cup) in a 15 minute period before we loaded the cab, it was the drink Matt bought me that really started my Big Adventure. I also got Adam and me a large Long Island Ice Tea and later, a beer-that Cory bought me at the club(and actually brought down and out into the middle of the floor to hand me .
Here's a CLASSIC video I shot, this one of Jason's Liquid Ass prank on Friday night(1:30am). This was right after we got back from Senior Frog's, and then Walgreens. We came up to the room to start on the 6 pack Cory got(which we were lucky the Walgreens people sold him the beer). Jason got the notion to try out the syringe assessory-he'd been waiting ALL YEAR to try since the last GPK Convention, lol.
I shot the video, laughed constantly, and drank a beer, while Cory played 'look out' in the North corner and Matt in the South corner. I'm suprised we didn't get caught, nobody could stop laughing the WHOLE time!! I was laughing at how excited Jason was, and his expressions-some of which were captured in the video!
Click on the picture below to start video! enjoy. ;D
No. Lost ALL my contacts from the past 5 years of collecting...many I'll never get back.
Monday, I went to the AT&T store and they can get my upgrade on April 3rd(I'll be back in Florida April 2nd-8th), and can get a 3G Iphone for .99 Cents, or a 4S for 149.00
I told them I would wait, and got a Go phone for 19.99, lol. It's a PIECE OF s**t and hardly works, and can only do calls and old school texts when it does. March is going to be a long month.
Everything is backed up on itunes when you have a iphone. So if you get a new iphone all you have to do it plug it in to your itunes and it will transfer all your apps and contacts from your old phone so you will not have lost anything.
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Aug 7, 2019 12:02:32 GMT -5
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